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Frequently Asked Questions About Rooster Tales


Q. Why does the prestigious archaeologist The Ambassador's Daughter hire a rooster as an assitant?
A. She can get him for chicken feed.

Q. Does the villain Phil I. Stine possess any redeeming qualities?
A. No.

Q. Are any of the characters based on real people?
A. Only the rooster.

Q. How did you become the Professor of Surrealism?
A. Dropping out of Harvard University grad school after nine years I ought to be professor of something.


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