WHALES 1997 Mick Cusimano

Whales don't ride elevators

Whales don't go to Arnold Shwartzeneger movies

Whales don't chew tobacco

Whales don't buy lottery tickets at Store 24

Whales don't run red lights

Whales don't vote Republican

Whales don't speak Vietnamese

Whales don't surf the Internet for scrod

Whales don't buy Chuck Berry tickets

Whales don't read the existential writings of Sartre and Camus

Whales don't play tenor saxophone

Whales don't take Prozac

Whales don't buy abstract art

Whales don't vacation in Vermont

Whales don't sing Dylan songs at the Kerrville Folk Festival

Whales don't use automatic teller machines

Whales don't go to Star Trek conventions

Whales don't form a deep attachment to Leonard Nimoy

Whales don't kiss submarines

Whales just go splash!