Whales don't ride elevators
Whales don't go to Arnold Shwartzeneger movies
Whales don't chew tobacco
Whales don't buy lottery tickets at Store 24
Whales don't run red lights
Whales don't vote Republican
Whales don't speak Vietnamese
Whales don't surf the Internet for scrod
Whales don't buy Chuck Berry tickets
Whales don't read the existential writings of Sartre and Camus
Whales don't play tenor saxophone
Whales don't take Prozac
Whales don't buy abstract art
Whales don't vacation in Vermont
Whales don't sing Dylan songs at the Kerrville Folk Festival
Whales don't use automatic teller machines
Whales don't go to Star Trek conventions
Whales don't form a deep attachment to Leonard Nimoy
Whales don't kiss submarines
Whales just go splash!
